Scripturient

This is my place to hang my DA II Fandom hat, either by reblogging my love for Fenris & Anders or passing on fics or amazing art.

Logo art by Jakface and msbarrows., from my request for Fenris in a suit.

Icon art from a commission of Invictus Hawke by hawkeward

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Posts tagged "nsfw"
Asker cheesiestart Asks:
Why do those marshmallow peeps have eyes like planarians
cypheroftyr cypheroftyr Said:

IDK, cause they are cocks?

autumnyte:

garret-spork:

Garret-Spork: You are a silly dear.
CypherofTyr: I am!
CypherofTyr: omg autumnyte…
Garret-Spork: What?
CypherofTyr: “Now I’m imagining Penis Peeps”
CypherofTyr: CypherofTyr snorts and rolls away cackling
Garret-Spork: Hah!
Garret-Spork: I bet they’d be delicious.
CypherofTyr: ok your turn to post this silly chat
CypherofTyr: because I’m laughing too hard

There are indeed penis peeps, btw. They are called “Marshmallow Pecker Puffs”. 

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nsfw pecker peeps. :|

I guess you can find ANYTHING on the internet if you look!

nathansummers:

Photographer: Izzy Berdan
Model: Aaron Foster
Nathansummers.tumblr.com
Please do not remove credit

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wildcardgal:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

I have no words.

fuckyeahvarric:

Art by vp1940

I’d read this fic! Anyone have Aveline/Varric recs?

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sexual-frustration:

Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator.

1 2 3 4

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
keep it down and vibrator?
cypheroftyr cypheroftyr Said:

Answers under the cut.

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listeningtoyoursmile:

because-b:

Saw these while lurking hildidrawsdicks' blog, but only one was in the main post while the others were just added in the captions and in gray box form. I think they all deserve to be seen in the main post, yes? (source)

the pounding fathers

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ilikelookingatnakedmen:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Commission by the wonderful harborblues!

Can I reblog myself…?

oh cherith, I believe this will make you happy

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tamahariel:

tamahariel:

I headcanon that this warden gave Zevran the worst blowjob of his life.

Every time I get reminded of this I have to reblog it.

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enrychan:

it’s not that i wanted to draw him naked

… ….. ok maybe i just wanted to draw him naked

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neverlands-calling:

k1ll-th3m-w1th-y0ur-k1ndn3ss:

addicted-to-dan-howell:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE

this showed up during the feminist attack. i had too. 

IT’S BACK

the last two are the best!

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"This is an old forest, mortal, and I am its spirit, its heart." 
— The Lady of the Forest

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wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Saving so I can watch at home later

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